Im not sure there is a gap in the music market that needs to be filled with that.

melly: hey all, i don't post here much anymore because of all the negativity, just dropping in to say tip-top cheerio to those of you i like, also, look at this picture of my usual melly face in front of some pub, because i live in the uk, innit.

savage clone: here's some more pictures of my gig last night. that wizard-looking merlin guy behind me is playing this mellotron that's one of only 4 left in the entire world, and yes my pants are very tight and my hair still sticks straight up. i ride a bike

zeropumpkins is a bitch ass who is still depressed because he lives in australia. his white ass will get offended and tore up in north america.

satankerous: i have no cigarettes left and i haven't had sex in 2 weeks because mr cantankerous is not here. i would walk out of my apartment and go get some cigarettes but that would require me to interact with people face-to-face and i am not in the mood, so i might just colour my hair pink. zombie robot, you are sooo hot.

hahahahahaaaaaaa

I want NaiveMelody to come back. It seems unfair to parody someone that's left, but Christ do I want to.

she is the fish in the barrel isn't she

she really was. roasting gold that one, roasting gold.

I sometimes feel bad for people who I perceive as being "genuinely nice" that stumble across this hive of villiany.

you really do have to be a HUGE CUNT to last more than a few weeks here.

gawd, I love huge cunts.

this ones for you.

i'm sorry, that was uncalled for.....



too bad.

Zeroblumpkins: uh, I'm 14 and what is this?

If you were here, I'd plant a big Melly kiss on your fizog, dave :D Awesome sauce.

not cool. and NSFW.

so I told her, "mom, if yr going to take pictures like that, you KNOW they'll just end up on the net, right?"

she never listens.

:(

I don't know, it's like HG Giger goes porno...or something from Burroughs' "Interzone".

beware it's shopped.

the joke is she's hot but her poon looks like a grizzly bear.

:( ruined my fap

no more self-portraits!

oops i did it again.

so that's not her real face?