No sir.

You've seen my cock. I think it's only fair that I get to bask in your boobs.

She's seen your cock?

Yes, she has.

She even publicly recognized it.

I feel a growing kinship with you, mr god.

and by growing, I mean, groin.

I actually read it as 'groin' the first three times. I always read everything you write three times. Because I love you <3.

You guys are weird I need to get the fuck outta this trip

webcam tan but too much

picasso in the background...

My girlfriend has a tattoo of that painting. :D

You look more attractive wearing those glasses.

Fucking awesome, Mr. Wang.

clever eh? I wonder how many takes it took to get that framed right in the shot ;)

I was going to make a fake post about my cock, but I hadn't realized that you'd posted this and didn't want to seem untoward.

that said, gosh, yr pretty.

I'm so good at video games and so bad at resizing images