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what a fucking woman that is.

She looks gross. Your body is miles more attractive than that human bendy toy.

if only.

i'm really just looking at her ass

You have a kick-ass ass. :D

i know, hers is better though, its more sticky outy

and they call me "gay."

the girl to crypto's left's got the same thing going on!

what is it that outkast said


Skinny, slim women got the camel-toe within ‘em
You can hump them, lift them, bend them, give them something to remember

that body, or that ass/waist for that matter is just not REAL.
obviously. but ive been realizing people dont need women to look real.
so ok. photoshop is a great invention, if you can't handle removing your ribs, or something like this:

I'd definitely choose you over her. :p

yeah that waist looks quite surreal to me. no space for quite important stuff such as a uterus or bowels or so.

who needs a womb or bowels?

Have you had yours surgically removed?

the pic was just a joke.
if it is shopped, which it likely is so what? I was cracking a crypto party thang.

corsets.
I see lots of goth chicks in corsets

i don't . nothing in my tummy. don't you just love that empty feeling it gives you? no digesting! no babies! ever!

Phwoar!

not i

true. you can survive on sulphur fumes and make tiny satans appear out of your fingertips.

shit, my secret exposed!

i'll shut upi about the rest.