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verme (prevaricator) 06.24.2010 06:34 PM

can't wait to get ass rapped by brazil.

chicka 06.24.2010 06:42 PM

I wasn't sad to see Italy go as they didn't deserve it. The played exactly 10 minutes of inspired football the whole tournament. I told you folks not to sleep on Slovakia they'd be back. Personally after the last game they played I'd like to Spain go through their last match was beautiful.

The buzz in the USA getting louder everyday more and more papers have them on the front page. I like their chances against Ghana but not against Uraguay but hey that's why they play the games

knox 06.24.2010 06:49 PM

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Originally Posted by verme (prevaricator)
can't wait to get ass rapped by brazil.


no.
i'm expecting 1x1.

verme (prevaricator) 06.24.2010 06:50 PM

even ghana... have you seen their defense?
they're very well organized, they look like an european team.

knox 06.24.2010 06:52 PM

tienes caca en la cabeza lol

verme (prevaricator) 06.24.2010 06:59 PM

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Originally Posted by knox
no.
i'm expecting 1x1.

yeah...
i'm not expecting anything exciting, at least from our side.
they will play monday and there are players with cards, it would be foolish to risk too much tomorrow.

but there's that old revalry, you never know...

!@#$%! 06.24.2010 07:02 PM

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Originally Posted by knox
no.
i'm expecting 1x1.


you can't have that. 1x1 goes to overtime, overtime goes to penalties, and the winner ends up exhausted for the next match. pick a winner & hope they win swiftly.

due to continental loyalties, i'm going for brazil (sorry jico). although... brazil is playing so ugly it bores me, so i might go for portugal. hmmmm...

!@#$%! 06.24.2010 07:05 PM

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Originally Posted by verme (prevaricator)
even ghana... have you seen their defense?
they're very well organized, they look like an european team.


only better. i am not at all psyched about facing ghana. they could kick our ass. the match agains germany was almost a toss-up, so i wouldn't imitate their strategy. not sure what their weaknesses are. i hope we find out before saturday.

knox 06.24.2010 07:07 PM

I GO FOR BOTH
so I SAY
1x1
that'd please me.

which rivalry? nah. none of that. NONE of that.

!@#$%! 06.24.2010 07:21 PM

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Originally Posted by knox
I GO FOR BOTH
so I SAY
1x1
that'd please me.

which rivalry? nah. none of that. NONE of that.


oh shit i apologize

i am partially stoned

no, im very hungry

no--- for some reason (don't ask, my mind is melting) i imagined that they were playing 1/8, and then i proceeded to believe my imagination.

yes, i am THAT sick.

of course they can tie.

tengo la cabeza llena de caca. no, actually, i am underfed. no, i am high. no. don't ask...

knox 06.24.2010 07:22 PM

tienes la panza vazia.

space 06.24.2010 07:26 PM

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Originally Posted by !@#$%!
oh, man, you only have one?

think you can fit both at once?

yr welcome to try.

!@#$%! 06.24.2010 07:26 PM

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Originally Posted by knox
tienes la panza vazia.


i do practice strange rituals

!@#$%! 06.24.2010 07:27 PM

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Originally Posted by space
think you can fit both at once?

yr welcome to try.


"mi" is singular.

"mis" is plural.

per your own confession, you have ONE huevo.

shit happens.

space 06.24.2010 07:34 PM

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Originally Posted by !@#$%!
"mi" is singular.

"mis" is plural.

per your own confession, you have ONE huevo.

shit happens.


ouch! you misunderstand the true concept of mis huevos as a means of socio-political construction of the underlying supestructures we call balls and testicles. balls is powerful, and truly history is a giant scrotum, but then again I am a disciple of my sack.


pee-es: my lil' sister's violent ex-husband, is half-mexican and only has one ball. I don't believe he speaks spanish, but he did once tell my niece that she was good at math because SHE is half-mexican. my niece is only one quarter mexican, but hey, who am I to argue with mexican mathematics?

peepee-es: how about them there kicketyballz?

knox 06.24.2010 07:34 PM

No, maybe he was being specific that he only wanted ONE huevo sucked?

!@#$%! 06.24.2010 07:40 PM

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Originally Posted by knox
No, maybe he was being specific that he only wanted ONE huevo sucked?


that would have been "chupa mi huevo izquierdo" (or derecho), or something like that, so no.

when i went for the military service medical exam there was a dude with one nut that got tossed out of the line (the lucky bastard). how do i know? the doctor signaled to the front of the line:

 

 


sometimes it doesn't drop, sometimes there are accidents, sometimes you are lance armstrong.

space 06.24.2010 07:48 PM

the shame I feel is almost unbearable.

!@#$%! 06.24.2010 07:52 PM

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Originally Posted by space
the shame I feel is almost unbearable.


it's nothing, man. you can still win the tour de france. but take spanish lessons!

space 06.24.2010 08:00 PM

why would I want to do that?

they seem to understand "I'll take the combinacion - one taco (carnitas) and one chicken enchilada...oh and another marguerita...please".

that's all the spanish anyone ever needs.

SuchFriendsAreDangerous 06.24.2010 09:44 PM

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Originally Posted by !@#$%!
i think they made us say "supérate a tí mismo" in the cub scouts. the phrase is vaguely familiar.

about "get over yourself", nah, you can't do a direct translation. it would sound something like "put yourself on top of yourself" or something. absurd.

you could simply say "ya no digas estupideces", which is non-slangy and universal. you could precede that by "tienes caca en la cabeza", which would make the point. there are national cusswords equivalent to estupideces, but they don't translate across borders. a few of them: pendejadas, huevadas, cojudeces, boludeces, mamadas, etc. they make a stronger point and should be used whenever possible. e.g.:

simpleton, ya no digas mamadas!

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to !@#$%! again.

SuchFriendsAreDangerous 06.24.2010 09:53 PM

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Originally Posted by verme (prevaricator)
even ghana... have you seen their defense?
they're very well organized, they look like an european team.


Quote:

Originally Posted by !@#$%!
only better. i am not at all psyched about facing ghana. they could kick our ass. the match agains germany was almost a toss-up, so i wouldn't imitate their strategy. not sure what their weaknesses are. i hope we find out before saturday.



ghana is tuff, coordinated, fast, and strategic, the only problem they had was they had to play brazil. I am of course rooting for USA but honestly, Ghana? We'd be lucky to draw. If Ghana advances I would not be upset either, after all they are Africa's last hope, and in the third round Africa had been almost as rare as the US, so its a true battle of the underdogs, and my loyalties are to may the best team win.

pokkeherrie 06.25.2010 06:53 AM

Keisuke Honda is awesome. Until January he played for VVV Venlo, a team that only got promoted to the highest Dutch division last September. Then in the January transfer window he was sold to CSKA Moscow for around 8 million euros, which is more than VVV Venlo's entire annual estimate/budget! So much for the good old saying that "no player is bigger than the club".

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One semi-finalist will come out of Uruguay, South Korea, USA and Ghana. Whoever it will be seems likely to become this tournament's surprise team.

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It's not going to be Europe's World Cup. There will only be beteen 4 and 7
European times at the last 16, compared to 10 at the previous world cup. If Chile qualifies, there will be 7 teams from the Americas! (theoretically speaking, even Honduras could still make it 8)

verme (prevaricator) 06.25.2010 09:54 AM

so far, as expected, a ugly boring game.
brazil dominating, queiroz "inventing".

duda and ricardo costa? pepe? fml.

!@#$%! 06.25.2010 10:09 AM

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Originally Posted by verme (prevaricator)
so far, as expected, a ugly boring game.
brazil dominating, queiroz "inventing".

duda and ricardo costa? pepe? fml.


makes sense for portugal to play counterattack, they only need a draw. their counterattacks haven't created real danger-- yet. brazil has had better opportunities, but so far, nothing.

idiots getting too many yellow cards for a game that should be a bureaucratic transaction.

ivory coast will want to to score 20 goals.

!@#$%! 06.25.2010 10:19 AM

well, it just got dangerous now. ronaldo/ meireles almost made brazil shit. putting in simão is a sign portugal is losing their initial caution & wants to attack more.

SonicBebs 06.25.2010 10:41 AM

can't believe i took an afternoon off work for this shit

verme (prevaricator) 06.25.2010 10:54 AM

lol

what were you expecting?

!@#$%! 06.25.2010 10:59 AM

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Originally Posted by verme (prevaricator)
lol

what were you expecting?


 


or see here: http://www.remember80.com.br/camisa%20brasil.jpg

knox 06.25.2010 11:21 AM

see i told you.

!@#$%! 06.25.2010 01:51 PM

chile needs to ease the fuck down with the fouls. they just got 2 people suspended for their next game. if they get an expulsion in this game they'll be fucked.

!@#$%! 06.25.2010 01:54 PM

mierda.

!@#$%! 06.25.2010 02:10 PM

oh man, chile is fucked.

Rob Instigator 06.25.2010 02:17 PM

chile is fucked. espana will be droppin 2 more goals before this is through

Rob Instigator 06.25.2010 02:21 PM

that first goal was insane. was that trhe keeper's fault for coming out so far?????

!@#$%! 06.25.2010 02:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Rob Instigator
that first goal was insane. was that trhe keeper's fault for coming out so far?????


not necessarily, but he could have stopped the ball, or kick it out-- he had a defense player near, after all. why give it to villa? fucked up.

i'm more worried about the expulsion than the goals.

demonrail666 06.25.2010 02:32 PM

Yeah, Chile's lack of discipline has well and truly fucked them - both for this match and their next one. Spain aren't even playing all that well. Besides the two goals they haven't shown all that much. Torres is clearly unfit and (apart from his goal) David Villa is isolated out on the left.

Against a clearly demoralised ten man Chile, though, I'd be surprised if Spain don't start turning it on in the second half.

!@#$%! 06.25.2010 02:35 PM

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Originally Posted by demonrail666
Yeah, Chile's lack of discipline has well and truly fucked them - both for this match and their next one. Spain aren't even playing all that well. Besides the two goals they haven't shown all that much. Torres is clearly unfit and (apart from his goal) David Villa is isolated out on the left.

Against a clearly demoralised ten man Chile, though, I'd be surprised if Spain don't start turning it on in the second half.


i don't know if they're demoralized, the little fuckers keep attacking.

GOOOOOL MOHTERFUKEEERRRRRSSSSSSSS!!!!

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edit: this happened as i finished typing the first line. fucking awesome!

demonrail666 06.25.2010 02:44 PM

Yeah, I think that's what you call speaking too soon. lol

Either way, Fabregas looks way too young for that beard.

!@#$%! 06.25.2010 02:48 PM

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Originally Posted by demonrail666
Yeah, I think that's what you call speaking too soon. lol

Either way, Fabregas looks way too young for that beard.


you gotta realize that the mapuches repelled the spanish conquerors for 300 years and were not overtaken until the 1880s when chile (already independent) had a shitload of modern guns. those fuckers have balls of steel. did you see medel come out playing out of his own penalty area? balls of steel man.


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