new shoes




new sunglasses




fav earrings

bad ass shoes. want.

you look like a doll.

that is my absolute favorite nail polish color ever

thank you!

this is it

love ittttt

my new fav:

My collection is possibly the largest nail colour collection I have ever seen. I was working at this very uptight place so I had to keep on pinks and reds, but now that I got fired I went out and bought all the greens and purples and yellows and blues. But I didn´t think of silver, which you just reminded me of. Are those your nails?

this was my most recent purchase

it's like a pale shimmery baby blue/powder blue, i love it

yeah those are my icky short nails.


i have possibly every nail polish color known to man.

I was admiring your nails because they are even shorter than mine? I am somehow terrified of letting nails grow and I feel like you won.

satan does not.

satan cuts them as short as they'll go.

obviously not? i dont think so they look so perfectly round.

this is the best i can do without bleeding:

fuck yeah rock on
yeah i have to because
a. i bit them like fuck when i was a kid, i even bit all the sides off (hence the roundness) now if i let them get too long the square sides dig into my fingers and HURT
b. bass playin'
c. guitar playin'

jagged nails make me wanna die.

but its mostly the instrument playing.

when i was a kid my piano teacher would tell me off if my nails werent always as short as possible and perfectly filed.

from then on ive developed this phobia of growing nails.

its really bad sometimes and i cut them many times a week.

i don't see why people say it's a nasty habit.
perhaps smoking is a bad habit.
but biting your nails, whats so bad about that

fuck that. i chewed em off and ATE EM when i was a kid. toenails too.
and boogers. and scabs.

a little bacteria will make you strong.

what do scabs taste like?

kinda bland. a little salty.

i stopped that shit when i was a kid and some other kid told me ear wax tasted good. it didnt. it put me off eating things from my own body.

I'm the really drunk one.



working on my tan

Maybe you keep your girlish figure because you have worms?

hahahhahahhaha


i think i just peed a little