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Cantankerous 09.10.2008 01:27 AM


 



an overload of shit i can't stand.


YOU ARE NOT ROCK STARS, STOP IT.

Kegmama 09.10.2008 01:30 AM

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Originally Posted by jon boy
i do occasionaly fall of the wagon on the celeb trash magazine aspect but this is an occasional fix and will be addressed in the future.


tabloids and shit celeb mags on the beach are great.

✌➬ 09.10.2008 01:31 AM

Hipsters who don't like music anymore.

drrrtyboots 09.10.2008 05:34 AM

High School kids doing too many painkillers and not enough weed, alcohol or even acid. What happened to those?

MellySingsDoom 09.10.2008 07:32 AM

Kudos to jon boy for mentioning Crocs - arrgghh! Horrible, horrible footwear.

I can't stand the fact that cigarettes are so goddamn expensive in the UK now an average of £5.50/$11.00. :mad:

Have I mentioned I hate it when junkies hassle me for change? They sure don't help themselves when they claim they want the money to buy a sandwich/bus fate etc.

And finally, UK boardies will understand why I can't stand Vernon Kaye so:

 

jimbrim 09.10.2008 07:39 AM

KAYE-HOLE!

Grete 09.10.2008 07:53 AM

blahhhhhh
http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:...%2520hotel.jpg

PAULYBEE2656 09.10.2008 09:50 AM

i may have said this before but just to clarify
 


tosspot

floatingslowly 09.10.2008 10:11 AM

people. in trucks. going. 20mph less than limit. on 2 lane road. no passing.

_slavo_ 09.10.2008 10:17 AM

speaking up in public. it makes me extremely anxious.

!@#$%! 09.10.2008 11:34 AM

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Originally Posted by _slavo_
speaking up in public. it makes me extremely anxious.


motherfuck! this used to be my TERROR. man, if you knew how much i dreaded this...

lucky for me i had to spend 4 years teaching university, so it got where it's now easy. but fuck, i remember my first day of class ever, i was SWEATING, the back of my shirt was soaked, ha ha ha ha... the horror...

Rob Instigator 09.10.2008 11:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Cantankerous


 



an overload of shit i can't stand.


YOU ARE NOT ROCK STARS, STOP IT.


so, I looked these fops up, and they are famous because they were on a Disney TV show about a "rock n roll" summer camp?

wow.

rock is so neutered.

it is time once again for someone to slap a hairy smelly cock in the face of the idiots who buy into this bulllshit.

Rob Instigator 09.10.2008 11:48 AM

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Originally Posted by _slavo_
speaking up in public. it makes me extremely anxious.


slavo, you know that 99% of all speaking you or ayone does is in "public?"
if most of your speaking is in private then you may need some medical psych help! ;)
You just need practice.
get yr family together and edeliver a speech in front of them. then getg your friendss and do it. do it enough to where it becomes second nature, or else someone will always take the glory for any work you do. people always credit th one who speaks, not necesarily th one that does the work. it sucks, but that's life.

floatingslowly 09.10.2008 11:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Rob Instigator
rock is so neutered.


chances are, those boys see more vag before 18 than you will in a lifetime. :p

and yes, it's sickening.

a coworker's 16 y/o daughter and her friend are both crazy for these dudes. they spent most of an afternoon making scrapbooks full of their pictures.

so I tells them:
Quote:

Originally Posted by froatingsrowry
'member when rock used to be evil? it should have stayed that way.


Rob Instigator 09.10.2008 11:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by floatingslowly
chances are, those boys see more vag before 18 than you will in a lifetime. :p

and yes, it's sickening.

a coworker's 16 y/o daughter and her friend are both crazy for these dudes. they spent most of an afternoon making scrapbooks full of their pictures.

so I tells them:


chances are that the Jonas Bros "fuck" like they are making a souffle'!!!!!

I bet they just sit around daisy chaining each other.

floatingslowly 09.10.2008 11:57 AM

I could have gone a thousand lifetimes without that mental image...

Cantankerous 09.10.2008 11:57 AM

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Originally Posted by floatingslowly
chances are, those boys see more vag before 18 than you will in a lifetime. :p


no no wait, they wear VIRGINITY RINGS




 

Rob Instigator 09.10.2008 11:57 AM

thos guys suck the peach fuzz off of each other's almond sized nutsacs man.

Rob Instigator 09.10.2008 11:58 AM

They probably wear virginity rings so that they can bone virgins, that way the virgins do not know they are being fucked terribly., or that peens are not supposed to be the size of a dried out vienna sausage.

floatingslowly 09.10.2008 12:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Rob Instigator
peens

^^^ knows how to lure in the young ones. ^^^ spends too much time visualizing jonas bro dongs


and yeah I heard that bit about the rings last night on the T00b. I laughed.


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