Hey look man i got head

^Those look pretty bangin'....not like a Thin Mint from the Girl Scouts, but still.

Shit, in like twenty minutes at be at school

Very tempting.....

i AM

the floor was so cold this morning it made me laugh.

doesnt that look like anus?

dang it, my brother is back from his week holiday, now i cant get stoned and come on here.
I might go have a shower, smoke some weed and lay in bed and draw.
I smoke so often now, but i dont mind, its fun.

i dont have money

i cashed my cheque in today, so i got some more money in the bank now

我觉得你们都很漂亮, 也很有意思.

I am sexy, I brought sexyback.

Radio plays my favourite song.

僕ノ母ハ買物ニ行キマシタ

i love pineapple, my spazz must taste great :P

I Need A Costume For This Dress Up Party On The Weekend.
It Is A Players Pimps And Hoes Party. But I Have No Idea What To Go As

We always new that bats are amongst the super-elite of the planet's coolest animals, but it seems they're even better than was thought:

As if one supra-human sense - echolocation - was not enough, it turns out that bats have another. Like birds, they can navigate by sensing Earth's magnetic field. The only other mammals known to do this are naked mole rats and Siberian hamsters.

Ten big brown bats (Eptesicus fuscus) were exposed to artificial magnetic fields that twisted their perception of magnetic north by 90 degrees, either to the east or the west. The bats were then released 20 kilometres north of their usual roost, along with five control bats that had not been exposed to magnetic fields. The control bats soon found their way home, but the 10 magnetised bats remained lost for days because their internal magnetic compass had been reset. They all flew towards what they thought was south, but of course it wasn't (Nature, vol 444, p 702).

"It's the first demonstration that bats use a magnetic compass," says team leader Richard Holland of the University of Leeds, UK, and Princeton University.

The team tricked the bats by exposing them to a magnetic field at sunset, assuming that they would do the same as birds and recalibrate their inner compass with reference to the position of the setting sun. Holland says it's likely that all bats have a magnetic sense.

Did you know that a polar bears hair is transparent, and not white?
Also, they are only found in the northern hemisphere.
Interesting read Hip Priest.

Thanks. I also believe that a polar bear's fur is very coarse - not snug and soft at all. I think that's why there was never a trade in polar bear fur. It's hollow, too, for bouyancy in the water. I never knew it was colourless though.

In another nice bat story, scientists in Ecuador have found a bat that has a tongue 150% the length of it's body, to help it gain food from a long tubular flower. It reminds me of that big long-tongued moth that Darwin correctly predicted (and was laughed at for doing so!).

http://www.newscientist.com/article/...ng-tongue.html

One of my favorite arctic predators. Isn't he cute?
The Leopard Seal (Hydrurga leptonyx) is one of the "true seals" belonging to the family Phocidae. It is the only species in its genus. Leopard Seals are the second largest species of seal in the Antarctic (after Southern Elephant Seals), and are near the top of the Antarctic food chain. Killer Whales are the only natural predators of Leopard Seals.

they look insane

amazing

buzzo, my late night sonic pal

ha! is it night there?

i hate ass-wiping

"Hey! Look! We've found a 4th-century Church in Shiloh on a site that held the Ark of the Covenant!", shout excited archaeologists.

The crowd is getting ugly. Soldiers roll up in a Hummer. Suddenly, the whole right half of your body is screaming in agony. You feel like you've been dipped in molten lava. You almost faint from shock and pain, but instead you stumble backwards -- and then start running. To your surprise, everyone else is running too. In a few seconds, the street is completely empty.

You've just been hit with a new nonlethal weapon that has been certified for use in Iraq -- even though critics argue there may be unforeseen effects.

Click on the above for the full story.

man im doing mega wholesome yawns they feel great

i love it when people yawn in the middle of class. the teachers feel disrespcted

I am sexy so therefore I brought sexyback.

i dont really have a sexy back..or sexy body for that matter. to skinny
how much does everyone weigh

what the fuck is sexyback?

timberlakes new song?

whos timberlake?

I brought sexyback I am sexy.

justin like hello, he is just the hottest guy this side of the galaxy

no, this guy is