luv u <3

me too
i love dave letterman too

lol

your sig cracks me up every time i see it

paul shaffer is a black dude? and he's on yo gabba gabba?!

bzooty, they wuz talkin bout Deaddiscocildo's avatar

did you just say you like Paul Reiser?

i kairn't reed. i totally thought this was a discussion of davenotdead's icon.

My tongue in her holes, and her tongue in mine...

few pages back:



Noisereductions: (I dont know anything about u either, but I see yr from new england, watch out, here I come.)

"Hey guy, did you get the new sonic youth record? fuckin wicked gay bro, fuckin wicked gay! Nothing like Evol, it'll never be as ace as evol. FUCKIN A, that prick dildo douchebag guy wants me to roast him, only if he roasts me first. Or bakes me like boston baked beans....mmmm beans....we eat all kinds of fuckin wicked beans up here guy. Hey shut up you southy prick. Anyways like I was sayin to that stupid broad, go heat me up some clam chowda bitch, I love the smell of fish."



and ya, I was born in MAss and moved when I was 7, went back every summer until I was in my teens. I really, really, really miss pastrami subs...the ones in mass and NH are better than steak subs in philly!

for some reason pastrami is just different in the midwest, it's whack!

They look like my friends. All of them.

haha. Not even close. But thanks for trying, man.

Exactly, I had to go to Boston stereotypes but I'm so dissconnected from New England I don't even know anymore. I feel it in my roots, but sadly, I feel growing up in the midwest has dulled my super senses.

I tried.

and Rob, Paul was great in the Blues Brothers.

man, if I were you, I wouldn't be so wrecked over not having a lot of roasts.

other than "tits or yr fired", I really couldn't think of anything that's fucked up that you regularly do or say. even that's not that fucked up. you just seemed so....hurt and I knew that we had to do something soon.

so, yeah. I'm sorry that I didn't roast you sooner. it was hard to tell from the pictures that you front an emo band.

//.)

HAHAHA

yr fired, where is yr restraining bolt....

thank fuck. the audience is full of skanks. I'm going home to watch Battlestar Galactica.

what's //.)

Doesn't look like anything to my eyes...

Yeah man, I'm actually Southcoast of MA. Which is like closer to the Cape than Boston really. Or closer to RI. I mean, I work in RI even.

that's because it's emo hair, in front of yr eyes.

brush it away real quick and read again, deaddarkdildo.

ps: since you like secrets, I'm subtly mocking pbradley's past use of such pathetic cuntestry.

Haha, I see it now floating. and that's cool noise, when I lived there it was in Lynn, next to Salem. pretty shitty part of town from what I remember.

y'know I've never even been to Salem. For like the past 10 years I've been saying I really need to check it out. I don't know Lynn at all.

So, in "The Departed", the scene where the crooked cop dumps the body in the field and fucks up because the police find it...when the news team is reporting it, you see a cop car in the background that says "Lynn Police."

That about sums up Lynn.

wow.

sidenote. I fucking loved The Departed. And I thought I'd hate it, cuz like 300 ppl said "dude, YOU would totally LOVE The Departed."

Also, my stepdad knows the lady who tells Matt Damon to "Fuck off" when he knocks on her door but the shady car drives by.

Haha that's sick! The only cool movie trivia Cinci has is....um...

some scene of one of the shitty, shitty, mid-late 90s Batman Movies was filmed here...

um...Milk Money (which I've never seen)

and that disney movie airborne about Rollerbladers and Hockey and Jack Black was in it....that was filmed partly in Cinci/Northern Kentucky.

but you dude's had WKRP.

OMG! I loved AIRBORNE! That shit was so horrible!!! Wow... I had it on tape and everything. Mmmm. I love terrible movies. And that my friend was terrible. Seth Green AND Jack Black in super shitty roles. And of course the rollerblading. And the dream of a shark named Pepe'. Fuck! I need to find a copy of that again. So bad. So great.

True! and WOXY, The Future of Rock n Roll. (from rainman)

Except now, WOXY is moving to Austin in September, Cincinnati is losing the only few cool things it had.

omfg roflol

but I havent played wow in like, 2 months. I cancelled, am poor.

this thread got massive

SYRfox: *creating 14 parody threads at the same time*

haha that's not entirely true (my room isn't messy on purpose, really) but it seriously made me laugh!

ahahah dead on :D

^^I don't see a picture...

cuz I fucking rule!

Noisereductions: Yo, this thread got huge cuz I rule. Not because DDD posted/begged 50 times to get roasted. No, not because of that at all! :-)

SY37: tamales, food network, etc
Melly: I'm well chuffed innit? nice choon. I met this nice chap at the gay bar while we were watching an informative video on anal fisting
dead-air: insert picture with long exposure and messy lights fused in with an awkward, somewhat creepy candid picture of a little girl at the park here
amerikangod: SEND ME NUDES
robinstigator: I liek big butts and I cannot lie

this was a lot closer.

She said she was 18, I had her sign a release, and anyway, my cat made me do it!

deaddiscodildo: lol when i said 3some, i never said there were 2 girls. is it cuz i said my gf wuz bi lol? oh i can see the confusion now floating.