Next paycheck I'm ordering a carton of these (now) illegal bastards from Indonesia.

They're illegal because they're so gimmicky, and disgusting. I suggest you just quit smoking instead of inhaling those novelty toxins.

FSC cigarettes make me sick to my stomach. I have some Lucky Strikes but they're still FSC and are horrible.

I agree. I almost quit smoking my beloved 'ports because of it. With this upcoming public smoking ban in MI, I don't think I'll be throwing my money, and health away for much longer.

Regal Kings then Camel Lights then Rothmans Royals then Golden Virginia then Amber Leaf then nothing.