Boring.

I'm talking about free will. why would you keep clicking on something that keeps "getting worse"? masochistic much?



you speak in riddles.

I don't constantly bitch about how shitty this board is. I have made one post about its decline, amongst a thread of pure ridiculousness. That's not a very good riddle.

^^ this may apply.


if you want to give me a few moments I'll also drag up yr recent post about how the old board was better because it was "less flashy" (which hilariously enough was follow up by a web archive link to it with boxes that say "get flash"). I laughed.

Hmm... no. This isn't anything like that. A bunch of useless, lame replies in a row to try to prove some nonexistant point about me not paying attention nor caring about a "Report" button on everyone's posts and how that's crazy or something... that, to me, represents the silliness of this board. I'm simply taking note, not making posts going "FUCK THIS BOARD! FUCK THIS BOARD!" which some people do. I can leave whenever I want to.

.....And the old board didn't have shit-tons of pictures and smiley faces and colors and crap. Which, uh, is the definition of "flashy". FLASH player and how flashy a board are also have nothing to do with each other despite how ironic that might seem.

I know you're trying to be clever but you just look like an ass for no reason right now.

Yeah, wish I could have deleted when I realized I made it the morning after.

EDIT: Actually I regret the whole lot.

Yeah, a fair point. Repeatedly posting graphic details about one's sexual relations with one's significant other is a far better way of realizing the potential for great discussions that this board represents.

Yeah, man, fuck me for posting things relevant to the threads I'm posting to. I'm such a dick!

how about a nice tall glass of eat my fuck, buttfinger?

Also, I'm curious as to anything graphic I've posted. "My girlfriend just stuck a finger in my butt" isn't very graphic, is it? I always assumed graphic was "I stuck my veiny and well-oiled cock into her tight, pink pussy and then I proceeded to hold her down and thrust my 7 inches with all my might as I could feel her vagina juices flowing down my balls..........." you know, stuff like that.

Oh, I get it now! People are just jealous that I have awesome sex and they don't. Well, damn. Maybe you guys spend too much time looking at the triangle with an arrow on it while I'm out getting my prostate milked!

Case in point.

ps: :):):):)

Always.

You have posted more than once about where and how you expel your ejaculate in pretty graphic detail, among other things.

Not sure how graphic I can be when I'm simply saying "I like to cum on my girlfriend's face." So what? It's romantic. Cantankerous can go "hey, my nipples are erect, it's cold in here!" And everyone beats off for hours. So, I don't want to hear anything about graphicness. I thank "frankness" is a better word. I'm frank!

Also, how I expel my ejaculate? I just tug on it.

Also, yeah, I post to threads relevent to what I'm posting about, you know threads about sex. I don't randomly invade threads and go, "HEY GUYS! GUYS! GUESS WHAT? I GRAPHICALY LIKE TO CUM ON MY GIRLFRIEND'S FACE!!!!"

So, again, there's really no point being made here.

Yeah, I guess every post you make really is a stellar fucking contribution and none of them could ever remotely be referred to as less than enlightening.

Sure, why not.

I never said anything like that nor suggested anything like that but okay!