and speaking of metal guitarists:



"i'm a mediocre guitarist but i make it up by trying to act as much as dimebag darrell as possible, drinking beer and saying "brother" a lot, but i call everybody gay and say "hardcore" more than him; sharon osbourne is the most metal person in the world...what's that sound? motorcycles? a biker gang!! quick, hide me before they beat me up again for ripping their vest off. i'm so scared!!!"

Boyd Rice:



"Ooh, I like to do Nazi dressing up and playing with my collection of Barbie Dolls". Thanks, you simply cuddly controversial TWAT!

oooooh girl porky's gon' get maaaaad!

No way. Sorry. Mustaine is a cunt, but not a twat. It's as simple as that. Holy Wars exempts him from that category, forever.

Boyd may be sarram's bitch, but sarram's my wife now ;)

Oooh, that makes me so cross. "I've read Deleuze and YOU WILL know about it".

And, on that note:


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Twat!

"you are a twat!"
"no, you are!"
"no, you!"
"no, you; everybody hates you"
"no, they hate you"
"i'm not talking to you, twat"
"me neither, double twat"
...
"a reporter from nme!! quick, call me 'twat' again!!"

Who is Frankie? Come to think of it, who is Jeff too?

Agree 100%. Dave is a legend, and he's way cooler than any of those Metallica twats.

i.e.

"Ooh, I'm down with the Grime and Jungle massive, cos only me, Simon Reynolds, truly understands the black experience. Well, me and my soul mate Bobby Gillespie". TWAT!

he plays guitar in the brian jonestown massacre

jeff used to play guitar in the brian jonestown massacre and was 673 times LESS of a tosser.

I agree, I really like Russell Brand. Though he can be a bit annoying when starts going on about that spiritual crap showing how profoundly childish he is.

sorry, but if you knew megadeth, attended one concert or read a single interview you'd knew mustaine is the perfect combination of a twat with a cunt.

i may like what some of these twats do (some!), but that doesn't exempt them from being twats.

Mustaine was the eptiome of a blubbing whinging twat in the Mettalica doc "Some Kind Of Monster". Peace Sells But Who's Buying, my arse.

Well that's cleared THAT up then. And for the record, I agree. Not that I've ever actually heard a BJM song, but lets not start a beautiful relationship with a disagreement, so, yup. You're right.

the best thing was that dave went on record saying how great it was for him to be part of their therapy, that it helped him and that he wishes metallica the best; then the movie gets released, people start saying that about mustaine and he goes "i never agreed to be there, blah blah, they are fucking cunts, etc."

mustaine was an enjoyable cunt until the last 10 years or so, now he's an insufferable one.

Whatever, Dave rules. Twats!

Yeah, you're right. He's a cuntish twat. And now I'm confused.

Mustaine's a born-again Christian. Let's just put him in a Wicker Man-style contraption, already.

He's just saying that so he can come and rape your soul while you're not looking!

the breakdown in the middle of that song is so heavy. I love it.

ahhhh soul rape

"hey there fellow sonic terrorists, my name's Kodwo Eshun. Pull up a chair and let me tell you all about how only I really understand P-Funk and Detroit techno. you see it all started with ... postmodern bollocks ... blah blah ... yet more postmodern bollocks ... blah blah ... and a bit more postmodern bollocks just incase you're not fast asleep yet. Oh, and before I forget, 'rhizome'." Twat.

Twats, the lot of 'em.

"omar! pass that shit man!"
"cedric, you already shot up twice, took 10 hits of acid, snorted 12 lines and drank a whole bottle of pledge, it's only noon!"
"you can't stop a creative mind!! i feel like i could channel a mayan priest at the dawn of the serenghetti moon aquarius resurrection den in sanskrit, now pass that shit!"
"ok, only if i can solo on a single note for three hours while i try my 30 new pedals"
"fuckin' a!! our show tonight will be epic!!! i hope i kill a kid or two tonight!!"
"yeah, they paid to see you go crazy"
"man...we're such genius twats"
"you mean i'm the genius twat"
"pass the ox to the lion's den of oxymoron retarded kabbalah puta caraja of the gates of slumbing giants"

yr gonn a hear it from schizo

Last one from me tonight, laters twats:

Tim Westwood, English radio dj. An eight year old black boy trying to act "gangsta" in a middle aged white man's body.

"Fuck you I won't tidy my bedroom!"

"i'm such an indie twat, it hurts!"

LOL. FAR too easy!

Agreed, but an odd choice, unless you're a parent.

"WAAH! WAAH! I'm a de facto racist douchebag who has a pissy complex against White Jewish Hollywood. WAAH WAAH! I'm more black than Malcolm X and John Coltrane combined! WAAH"!"

"our music style is 'twat rock', it involves ripping off pavement, blanding it and acting like gigantic twats towards the world and especially towards people in mop-tops"



"hey there, just came back to tell you i'm a twat on my own league, uncomparable to the other wankers. anyway, am i a genius or am i a genius?"

"Kick me in the face. Please. It's OK. I'm sure you want to. I know I would if faced with someone as smug and twat-like as me."

"Where would I be without MTV2 ah?"

Answer: Getting a 2/2 in a 'Sonic Arts' degree like every other no-mark laptop avant-gardist. you unlistenable twat.

you must spread more hollywood-stereotype brits before giving more effeminated cunt actors to demonrail 666

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reminds me of:




"hey yanks!! i'm a brit, i say "jumper" instead of "sweater"! i drink tea every day!! i'm everything you expect out of a man from the isles. adore me like i adore your prostitudes!"



"whoever said 'image isn't everything' was obviously not a twat like me"

I have young nieces who insist on watching Lazytown until I want to kill everything, ever. It's that or High School Musical, which doesn't make me want to vomit blood quite so much.

Have you ever seen him live? He does a remarkable job of slipping in some unspeakably twatty bassing into some songs that would ordinarily be merely just a bit twatty.