As a wise man once said (Alan Partridge actually): "Rubber up".

no no i don't need any of that silly business. i have that part under control.





it's the thought that counts though pookie.

I need parenting tips from your mum. I need to find out how she produced such a fine figure of a son.

Is your sister 3 years older than you? That would be too perfect.

Well, my mother was a children's entertainer in my formative years- she played a mischevious clown at other childrens birthday parties, accompanied by her theatre troupe from college. On my birthday parties we all danced to Little Richard albums and ate french fancies. My father was and is a schoolteacher so that obviously had the effect on me to nurture an academic nature into me- we all read the Beatrice Potter and Enid Blyton books together and didn't watch much TV at all really, though I remember sometimes I was allowed to watch The X-Files, Jonathan Creek, and The Simpsons. Smart television- it helps.

My sister is not that much older than me but she certainly acted it. As I've been told, girls are little shits to bring up and will bring you more trouble than boys will.

I feel reassured. Nice little pill dispenser there. Very handy. I could use one of those for my hay fever tablets.

OK, let's see.My children's mother is a civil servant and leaves the children's entertaining to me.
We dance to a lot of Rock 'n' Roll in Pookie towers, as well as ska and soul.
I'm training to be a teacher!
Until a week ago I was a bookshop manager
My children are allowed one video a day. I want to get rid of the TV completely but we're not allowed.
That's because girls are so clever.

i think 25 would be a good age. i don't want to be over 30. i want a little girl.

25 is good. My wife was 28 when we had Kitty. Over 30 it gets a bit dodgy for women.

Hmm, you might turn out with a Danny Himself- the civil servant mother might result in more of a Derek or a ZERO_pumpkins. :)

Below the belt:( .

Haven't heard from RdTv in this thread for a while.

I just want to say that all the sonic kids here looks as cute as buttons. Aaaah.

Good job, Lilly.

I don't understand young girls who don't use birth control. Not that I do, but I'm not sexually active haha.

I bet if you ever have a little girl that she will be the cutest thing on the planet.

i try. mostly i started taking it to help with um. female issues. (which it does, you'd be surprised how rarely i have the urge to kill anymore) not so i could be a filthy whore because a lot of girls start taking it and think they can just be sluts without any repercussions just because they won't get pregnant. syphillis anyone? how bout some crabs?

yummy!


i miss baltimore!

that thing is scary

it's a chesapeake bay blue crab!

DELICIOUS!!!

baltimore in the summer-- mmmm...

no thanks.


i might eat snails. i haven't decided yet.

no. they're too cute and/or creepy.

snails are i think a winter dish-- for me anyway

are you going to france? bordeaux for seafood!!






ha ha, i know you hate that. i love seafood though. i just bought a pound of wild key west pink shrimp, and a pound and a half of sockeye-- wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!