my boss just told me i am a unique starfish.

well it was the way she said it like in a dreamy head in the clouds way. she was wearing a kind of strange outfit that i could imagine obi wan kenobe wearing. i think she has lost it.

she gave a 40 minute presentation today about photocopier toner, you wouldnt believe me! haha

enough of this. stupid waste of time.

Flowers? Ice cream? Can I come and work with you please?

my head feels like an egg that has been cracked.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-r8HWri41s

watch this! you'll feel better!

ha ok will do when i get home.

great minds think alike.

Ok, but you' re still cuter. ha ha.

It's my turn to have non-functioning servers at work today, so I can't access any of the files that I need to do my job. Ho hum.

I've had a promotion at work, by the way. I used to be Pension Systems Adminisrator, now I'm Pension Systems Manager. Hoorah!

does that mean you can order people around in a more threatening way? or are you a nice manager?

Well that's the funny thing, I don't actually manage anyone. But I can order the computers around in a more threatening manner, not that they take any notice of me.

is that why the servers have crashed?

No, the servers have crashed because they're cheap rubbish.

the oldest excuse in the world.

The server at work is still crashed. We rang our IT service centre for help last Friday, and so far they've done absolutely nothing. Which is a bit rubbish when you consider that all they're actually supposed to be doing is passing our request for help to our local IT department so that they can reboot the server.

It's raining a lot here.
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