i lied to diesel—no gin today

instead having a grand manhattan—bourbon, grand marnier, sweet vermouth, luxardo cherry

fucking festive i tell you what

A....Hwat now?!

earlier when you were soused i told you id have a martini and that this was no lie

things turned out different. sorry dude!

tienes azucar vato?

sipping on the kraken to wash down the hanukka ham lol (eh, some weeks late hahaha)

I was given a free chocolate milkshake

forgive me lord for i have sinned

o man

speaking of crack, just found this picture

[IMG]caca[/IMG]

wonder what it might be lol...

-#

never mind, itks got mct oil, fuck that shit

mct oil is a godsend

it helps your liver produce fat burning ketones and allows your blood to carry oxygen past your blood-brain barrier to help prevent alzheimer's

Stella...the dive divint have HH13. The common bastards! However, they do have easily pleased slutty crimbo elves, on tap!

also gives you uncontrollable shits lololo

had a grand marnier coffee for breakfast (of champions)

not if your diet consists mostly of meat and cheese

checks and balances i guess

the brand i fucked with was SUPER IRRITATING (those short chains can burn ya) and therefore mega-splats

got this new organic sencha yesterday. first two cuos this morning and not sure about it: brews yellow, but good umami. wtf? hmmm...

a boulevardier made with cocchi vermouth di torino

and cocchi, holy fuck, is it good. dryer than carpano antica formula, subtler too. can’t wait to try it in a negroni.

a wee dram of laphroaig 10

tastes like a delicious latakia pipe

well earned dammit

Crown Royal and Diet Vernors

just ranting and raving to myself, throwing out my grandma's shitty old wardrobe while i finally take over the master bedroom of my house

Alright, I'm officially drunk.

That didn't take much.

AMA

what did you have / what time is it???
didnt you say you stopped drinking or did i make that up

Just Diet Vernors and Crown Royal (Ginger Ale and Whiskey)

I did, but I enjoyed some red wine on Xmas, and was also gifted a half gallon of Crown and a bottle of Jack Daniels' single-barrel select.

I'm only sober because I'm dealing w/ some personal family issues which I feel I need to be as clear-headed as possible for. Never had a problem w/ drugs really, although I've done my fair share, and drinking has never really been my bag.

It's 5:41pm here on a Sunday so not too bad. I'm already drinking coffee to negate the effects. I'm just hungry now

hahaha cheers guys

i just had wine with lunch—a glass of cab, nothing buzzworthy

it's caffeine-free diet coke over here.lol.

but but but...

what would be the point of that?

what's the point of being alive, symbols?

to be intoxicated—ask baudelaire!

anyway, this beats cacacola by 100000000000000000 miles



and you can get drunk on virtue! xD

time to be drunk

There really isn't a point to life, and that's what's so scary about everything.

Like maybe reproduction, and ensuring the survival of the species... but we've done that to the point where we've overpopulated and are now causing a detrimental effect.

So just enjoy your time here, and remember there's a balance to life. No sad without happy, no good without evil, cold without warm, etc.

I stand by the opinion that communication is the most important thing in the world, and art certainly falls into that. It's a great way of expressing what can't be so easily put into words.

Be proud of who you are, and what not too. I had to learn that the hard way.

Coffee with cream. YUMMM

regular cream or... bailey’s? ;)

(i can’t keep bailey’s in the house. i simply drink all there is ha ha ha)

I can't have Coffee without cream these days. Same with tea, which makes some people scoff. Also, mumsnet sez it's good for you. I personally enjoy the natural sweetness as a replacement for sugar and sweeteners. *Honourable mention: strawberries and cream.

I have a bottle of limited edition Baileys - almond flavour - opened in October. !@#$/ has gave me an idea of knocking up a mighty fine brew using this as the 'cream' but like I said the bottle was opened two months ago so it may have gone off/stale - Not sure how long this stuff stays good. So, if I do this the big question is. Will. I. Die?

cause symbols told me to

IT’S FUCKING DELICIOUUUUUUUUS

why does it taste so good?

ps- they make an apple spritzer now or something

Dark rum hot toddies, stewed lemon and lime, 151 and brown sugar

coffee with cream too

no more booze in it today :D

mmmmmm corretto is good

no booze for work though ha ha

yes. i could confuse browser cache with server cache and imagine the tears.